Mallory Ortberg, co-creator of the cult-favorite website the Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps.
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